Tuesday, 18 August 2009

No shit, Sherlock...

Some scientists have apparently been conducting a mathematical exercise to determine what chance the human race would stand against zombies if there was a mass outbreak of the living dead.

Their conclusion?

"It's imperative that zombies are dealt with quickly or else... we are all in a great deal of trouble."

Well, thanks for that amazing insight - never would have realised that myself. That's not all though, as the 'scientists' made a startling, mind-blowing discovery: "Zombies can come back to life."

OMG BET YOU DIDN'T KNOW THAT. If only they'd dropped me a line - I could have told them the above points and saved them a lot of money and trouble.

Seriously, do these people have nothing better to do than state the bleeding obvious? Like, for example, trying to find a cure for cancer or something?


T.D. Newton said...

Thank you for coming to the conclusion of EVERY ZOMBIE MOVIE EVER MADE IN THE HISTORY OF CINEMA.

Alex said...

Gotta wonder how they justified spending the research grant on THAT. Or maybe it was the other way round: "shit, I've got to have something to show them by 5pm today and all I've done for the last few months is play Resident Evil 5 and watch Romero flicks..."