Some scientists have apparently been conducting a mathematical exercise to determine what chance the human race would stand against zombies if there was a mass outbreak of the living dead.
"It's imperative that zombies are dealt with quickly or else... we are all in a great deal of trouble."
Well, thanks for that amazing insight - never would have realised that myself. That's not all though, as the 'scientists' made a startling, mind-blowing discovery: "Zombies can come back to life."
OMG BET YOU DIDN'T KNOW THAT. If only they'd dropped me a line - I could have told them the above points and saved them a lot of money and trouble.
Seriously, do these people have nothing better to do than state the bleeding obvious? Like, for example, trying to find a cure for cancer or something?