So...who wants free books?

Thought you might.

Well as it happens, my to-read pile has grown to monstrous proportions. It's taken over my living room. What started as an innocent pile of books on my coffee table has mutated into something altogether more terrifying. Now the books have spread from my table. They're on my couch as well. Some have even made it as far as my bedroom. THEY WATCH ME WHILE I SLEEP. Soon they will consume me.

But there is hope - I've noticed a weakness in the beast's genetic make-up: some of the books are the same. If I can extract the doubles, the creature will be weakened and I might be able to fight back against the horde of unread books.

But I need your help. I need someone to take the following books off my hands:

Wolfsangel by M. D. Lachlan (ARC)

The Quantum Thief by Hannu Rajaniemi (ARC)

The Thief-Taker's Apprentice by Stephen Deas (ARC)

Dog Blood by David Moody (MMPB)

The Japanese Devil Fish Girl by Robert Rankin (ARC)

How's that sound - anyone willing to give me a chance at survival? NO?! WTF. Alright, you ungrateful lot...how about I throw in one more?

The Dervish House by Ian McDonald (ARC)

That better? Thought so. Right, all you need to do to be in with a chance of me dumping these books on you winning these books (and let's be honest, what an awesome haul it is) is send an email to the usual address (see sidebar), with the title as "OMG BEST GIVEAWAY EVAR" or something like that. No need to give me your address; I'll contact the winner and request those details later. Needless to say, the winner will be picked at random.

And yes, this giveaway is FRICKIN' GLOBAL so get emailing, wherever you are. DO IT NOW.

Good luck to you...and me. ;)